Lesson #7

If a guy doesn't pay for your drinks on the first date/meet up/whatever you want to call it, he's doing it wrong.

Lesson #2

Be authentic with the leisure activities you list on your profile. It is not humanly possible that every guy in America actually loves being outdoors. Really, it's not. At the very least, mention the occasional video game session.

You're not fooling anyone with those pictures of you on the side on a snow-covered mountain. So the next time you're in a marathon Call of Duty session, have a friend snap a picture so you can post that to your profile too.

Lesson #1

A picture of a guy with a kitten asleep under his chin should not be immediately followed by a picture of that same guy in hockey goalie gear.

Guys, this is confusing. Cut it out.